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YOU'RE SHORT. AND BOSSY.

I was wild and tame and pulled into shreds and crushed into being all at once

justablueumbrella:

chelseawelseyknight:

suuicidalteen:

winglessraven:

Reblog. Every. Single. Time.

This is so perfect and beautiful and wonderful

Oh my god. This makes me smile every time.

This is perfect.  

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avacadoo:

Cuite

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roisinlikesbooks:

Pretty cool afternoon.

dcaenwxnchester:

Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy. 

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thirdtimecharmed:

Textbook heading came straight out of Night Vale

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sturmdrang:

Gone … Dead …

We arrived in the italian capital city of rome. There was an american girl travelling with us called Julie. We discoverd Julie was almost completely blind.Our trip manager jokingly said he had forgotten the way back to the hotel and did anyone know how to get there? None of us did. But then Julie piped up ‘I can do it’. We all thought she was joking too but she said ‘no, seriously, I can take us all back’. So we turned and filed behind her. She led us to the maze of winding streets. Someone asked ‘How’re you doing this? How can you possibly remember the way we came?’ - ‘I just know. Feel how beautiful and cool the air is. We’re by the fountain, that’s where we turned left. ‘I’m smelling freshly baked bread, she said. We turned right by this bakery and this is the café we passed by. I recognized the sound of that coffee machine. Trust me.’ And sure enough with every turn, the things we hadn’t focused on before revealed themselfs like hidden jams. Did we make it back to the hotel? We did, actually! Right to the front door. What struck me was, how Julie made us all see the city through her eyes. [x].

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nope

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t0tes-ma-g0ats:

youtubeetc:

Bringing back the Mace

THANK YOU

I think sometimes people are scared of the critique. I get it - it’s terrifying when images go online within half an hour. But passing judgement on someone else is a reflection of your own insecurities. We all make mistakes. We all have a fashion faux pas, choose the wrong script, write the wrong song. But it’s only by taking chances and occasionally getting it wrong that we grow.

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snacksandharts:

Fridiary: We Hosted the Streamys + New House

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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internetexplorers:

100wordlimit:

internetexplorers:

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car
he still went to school

what a nerd

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man