i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
‘There will be a time in my life where my hips don’t work, so I should really just soak this in.’
i hope one day i marry someone whos as passionate about me as oliver wood was about the house cup
What’s a secret you wouldn’t want getting out on the internet?
just gonna leave this here, bye
— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)
Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.
"Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.
Brienne of Tarth in Oathkeeper
“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
— Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
Hunters in the Forest, Please Do Not Chute. #iAmNot #aMousse #orDear. #Also #iAmWearingSafetyColors #BecauseDearAndMousse #WouldNotWearOrange—#TheyLikeBlue #OrGreen #AsItBringsOut #TheEyes. #Well, #ExceptForReginald #HeWillWear #AnyItem #HeIsNot #aVeryTrendiMousse (#iThinkHe #IsColorsBlind #Like, #ForReels)
“The gods are good,” his hostage said, uncertainly.
You go on believing that.